Show Notes
Has Elon Musk succumbed to his own creation, the Neuralink? Langston and David sit down with comedian Del Amo Manny to explore how this terrifying technology has already permeated the universe as well as answer a listener voicemail about putting purses on the floor.
0:00 Cold open: Juneteenth and oil men
14:31 Early Facebook shenanigans
25:19 Conspiracy: All of Elon Musk’s erratic behavior can be explained by the Neuralink chip
55:30 Gods shouldn’t be buff / what if Jesus was fat?
1:07:50 #LetLangstonDance
1:09:27 Listener voicemail: Don’t put your purse on the floor, it’ll make you go broke Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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