Sex and the Cidiots

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Sex and the Cidiots

Show Notes

Carrie's in Virginia, folks! And her (possibly Christian Scientist?) boyfriend Aidan is whimsically forcing painting and games upon his children as he tries to get them to like Carrie, and we couldn't help but wonder…where did their chemistry go? Was it lost in Aidan's constant jokes and shouting? Hard to say! Harry's Pop Pop comes to visit and donate his banana to neighbors in need as Harry contemplates his own banana/mortality, Lilly introduces her polyboyf to the family, LTW tries to fight off sleep divorce and considers a MAN (a hot one) as a possible new editor, Seema leaves her job for real, and Miranda gets memed after a tough on air appearance, but ends the episode getting kissed at. Join us over on patreon.com/kevinandjon for year-round fun, and if you don't mind, hit us with a rating and a review! And we promise we won't make you play any games.

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