Show Notes
This week, another wanker that thinks he's better than everyone else, especially at being racist. --------------------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with live shows coming up in Sydney, Brisbane and Melbourne. Sydney & BrisVegas are next month! As Patreon members, you get a week's head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! SYDNEY - FEB 8 - iD Comedy Club https://standupsydney.com/event/mfblive/ BRISBANE - FEB 21 - Good Chat Comedy Club https://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/mid-flight-brawl-live-brisbane-tickets-1137111393789?aff=oddtdtcreator MELBOURNE - APR 5 - Bourke St Comedy Club (aka MAMAO Club) https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing/1339184 (and before you ask, Perth/Adelaide/Tassie and more getting sorted asap) ----------------------------------- Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale! ----------------------------------- Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), AND NOW AN AUTHOR (MORRREEEEE CHILLI) Get his book, IF YOU MUST KNOW, by clicking here ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a THIRD YouTube special, LOWBREED, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here. Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments. HEGGIE JUST RELEASED ANOTHER STAND-UP SPECIAL "TIPRAT" ON YOUTUBE FOR FREE! WATCH IT HERE. Heggie has a stand-up special out on YouTube "HAVE THAT" and his stand-up special, "LUKE HEGGIE - I ALREADY TOLD YOU" is out now on Paramount+ ----------------------------------- PATREON.COM/MIDFLIGHTBRAWL to avoid the harsh insults of our lovely Patreon members and to get your own in next time. NEW ONLINE STORE AND NEW MERCH AVAILABLE! LIMITED EDITION 'ST. JAYDEN'S COLLEGE' GREYHOUND POLO'S OUT NOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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A first class fashion exec has several too many drinks on today's flight, and ends up swapping her bracelet gift to a passenger, with a special set of bracelets from the Female Body Inspectors.... Whoo hoo! The 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour is rolling on. Tickets are now on sale. SYDNEY COMEDY STORE - Friday November 13 - 7pm HOBART - HELLENIC HOUSE - THE GREEK CLUB - Friday November 20 LAUNCESTON - DU CANE BREWERY - Saturday November 21 Cody's show CRU$HER has already hit most of this country by now. It's red hot. Do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. Get remaining show tickets here: 14 November TUGUN 20 November HOBART 21 November LAUNCESTON The book YOUR STUPID has limited copies remaining. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. FUTURE CLASSICS is a new material show with Heggie and friend of the show Sean Woodland. Coming to a bunch of joints in late 2026, including (but not limited to) Sydney, Bowral, Sutherland, Camberra, Bulli, Port Kembla, Newcastle and Avalon. Get on it at lukeheggie.com/gigs Heggie's 2027 show RELIC is on sale now. Many more dates to be announced once the bastards lock in their venues. Get on it here Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube Heggie's Youtube channel is powering on with 5 full shows on it. A sixth—GROGAN—will arrive on November 1, 2026. GET ON IT HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Way back in 1991, an 11 hour airport bender turned into a monafide mid-flight brawl, as reported by the Tampa Bay Times.
A passenger gets agitated with the handling of her carry on....
A female passenger gets a little loose... around the belt... Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. BRISBANE - SEPT 12 - 12PM EXTRA SHOW - GOOD CHAT COMEDY CLUB Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all. Heggie's 2026 show I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN is on sale now too. It's a hand-selected crack team of bits from the last five years. Get on it here. ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a FOURTH YouTube special, GROT, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here. Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
An elderly man has a senior moment, trying to grab the controls in front of the pilot...