Build the Perfect Taylor Swift Album: Only 13 Songs Allowed

Taylor Swift has been BUSY, and we've got a LOT of catching up to do! From her surprise performance at the Academy Museum Gala to her big night at the VMAs and surprise SNL appearance, Taylor has been everywhere lately. And you know what that means... time to clown and review all of the possibilities! We're talking about those two gorgeous blue dresses (1989? Debut? Something else?!), the Easter eggs that have us questioning everything, her incredible live performances, and whether all this activity could be leading to something even bigger. Plus, we finally get to talk about the Patient Zero music video, some very interesting celebrity interactions, and what might be coming next as we approach the 20th anniversary of Taylor's debut album. So clock in, grab your clown nose, and let's catch up on all things Taylor Swift! What do YOU think she's planning next? Call us at 689-214-1313 and let us know! What did we miss? What would you like to hear from us? There are lots of ways to contact us!

We're handing the microphone over to YOU, our favorite lobsters! 🦞❤️ It's a Crustacean Nation takeover, and we're catching up on your voicemails, emails, questions, and some pretty incredible episode suggestions! Could Taylor Swift be planning a return to her country roots? What songs would make Taylor's personal top five? And could the upcoming CMA Awards give us another clue about what's next for Debut (Taylor's Version)? We're talking Taylor Swift theories, unreleased songs, favorite podcast memories, some hilarious listener stories, and even an attempt at a geography lesson! From longtime Swifties to brand-new fans, we're reminded why this community is so special. And you might just inspire our next episode! Thank you for being part of our little corner of the Swiftie universe. We love our lobsters! Keep those voicemails, texts, and emails coming because we love hearing from you! 🦞💕

Four songs. Four hosts. Four different favorites. Somehow, we managed to disagree without even trying. 😂 We’re ranking Patient Zero, Cleveland, Pink Clouding, and Babylon from Taylor Swift’s Encore… and somebody has to be fourth, even if we don’t like admitting it. Lacey is ready to defend Cleveland, Nick is going strictly off vibes, and Babylon has some of us dancing while others are crying. Plus, we get into the Pink Clouding/Tom Hiddleston theory and stumble into a Colin Farrell connection that we are absolutely choosing to make about ourselves. 🦞 Listen, then tell us where we got it right… or very wrong. Recorded September 26, 2026, before we watched the Patient Zero music video. These are our first-impression rankings, and we reserve the right to change our minds! What did we miss? What else would you like to hear from us? There’s tons of ways to reach us and we always like to hear from you!

Just when we thought we had Taylor Swift's next move figured out, she reminded us that we know absolutely nothing. The Life of a Showgirl: The Encore is officially here with four new songs, and naturally, we have questions. A lot of them. We're talking Patient Zero, Cleveland!, Pink Clouding and Babylon, the completely different Encore aesthetic, that mysterious third page, all the zeros, the Patient Zero music video clues and whether Taylor's masters announcement has secretly been giving us a roadmap this entire time. Then we get into the reaction to the new songs, why Cleveland! has Swifties so divided, and why maybe we all need to stop deciding how we feel about a Taylor Swift song after one listen. Plus, we revisit some suspicious old clues, somehow end up back at Karma, uncover an incredible Colin Farrell and Elizabeth Taylor connection… and one of us has been keeping a VERY big secret. Yeah. You're going to want to stay until the end.

Taylor Swift looked directly into the camera and told us what we’re looking for might be “hiding in plain sight.” So obviously, we handled that information calmly and rationally. Taylor’s surprise Emmy sketch with Mariska Hargitay sent Swifties straight back to the crime board, and somehow almost every theory is back in play. Debut. Reputation. Debutation. Karma. TS13. Even a possible Taylor’s Version documentary, SNL appearance, Sphere connection and more. We’re breaking down the mysterious phrase Taylor delivered herself, the November 10 connection, all those 2s and 13s, Aries, the vineyard, “hiding in plain sight,” and the clues that have us questioning whether Taylor is telling us exactly what comes next… or giving us the greatest red herring of all time. Grab your invisible red string. We have a case to solve. What did we miss? What else would you like to hear from us? There’s tons of ways to reach us and we always like to hear from you!