Show Notes
"No literacy test, as long as you're thin skinned enough!" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Nile Seguin) talk about the horrific ICE shooting of Renee Good, Mark Carney's trade visit to China, the protests in Iran, and Trump's obsession with interest rates. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz reveals why you should never plug a bullet hole with a butt plug. If you'd like an Extended Cut version that also talks about the cultural phenomenon that is Heated Rivalry, check us out on Patreon.
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"Turns out only 25% of Alberta is crazy. Good to know." Luke and the Panel (Nile Seguin, Clare Blackwood and special guest Nelua Handa) talk about Alberta's referendum for a sovereignty referendum crashing and burning, speculate on what will happen as a result of the other 9 questions (spoiler alert: nothing) and recap the highlights of Chrystia Freeland's 'Unreliable Boyfriend.' Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the best way to announce your divorce. If you'd like an Extended Cut that also covers Trump and Musk's betrayal of Ukraine, check us out on Patreon.
"As long as you get it here before the midterms, we'll forgive 10-20 war crimes of your choice." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Nile Seguin) talk about Trump's betrayal of Ukraine, a possible live streamed firing squad and Carney weighing in on the Alberta Independence Vote. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the world discovering a Quebecois singing tv show from 40 years ago. If you'd like an Extended Cut that also talks about Poilievre trying and failing to get his political momentum back, check us out on Patreon.
"Move over Alberta, let us show you how it's done." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and special guest Chris Chiasson of Toronto The Politics The Show) talk about the Quebec Election Results being almost exactly what we expected, Alberta Separatists Colluding with Republicans to try win their Referendum and the key issues at stake in Toronto's municipal election, at least one of which is: why is Brad Bradford so god damn unsettling? If you'd like an Extended Cut that also talks about Trump's claim that Canada has been charging secret tariffs only he knows about and the rumours Carney is about win the Nobel Peace Prize, check us out on Patreon.
"We're sorry for... whatever it is your addled brain has decided we did." Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Nile Seguin and Megan MacKay) discuss Trump's demand for an apology from Canada, Carney revealing he has studied plans to resist a U.S. invasion, and David Eby's election call immediately backfiring. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers a creative way to prevent fentanyl overdoses. If you'd like an Extended Cut that talks about the latest with the Alberta Independence Referendum, check us out on Patreon.
"Standing up to Trump's aggression, one strike bust at a time." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and special guest Jocelyn Geddie) talk about Carney using the Trade War to govern even further to the right than Harper, Trump's anger over Canada's non-deal to not join the EU, and his disastrous attempt to import Belarussian Potash. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the shittiest way to win a race. If you'd like an Extended Cut version that also breaks down the chaos going on inside the B.C. Conservative Party, check us out on Patreon.