Tony Cantwell's Hit Show

30 Chat Up Lines that Actually Work! (unlocked)

Tony Cantwell's Hit Show

Show Notes

This week on the podcast I'm showing you what you're out if you're not currently subscribing to the bonus show on headstuff+ I recorded this pod for Valetines and now its unlocked for your enjoyment: the best-ever chat-up lines courtesy of some incel probably. So if you like this pod do me a favour and subscribe to Bonus Cantwell Shitshow a brand new bonus podcast every Friday as well as access to over 200 Bonus Podcasts from the last 3 years of the show. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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