The Stupid Scammer Calls.

The Stupid Scammer Calls - "Domo arigato Mr. Robertto" and "He wants to wear my knickers".

The Stupid Scammer Calls.

Show Notes

Hello, and welcome to "The Stupid Scammer Calls". My name is Wayne May, and I'll be introducing each call.

We have 2 short calls this time, the first is called "Domo arigato Mr. Robertto" and the second "He wants to wear my knickers".

Having been a fan of 70s and 80s American rock since my teens, the moment a lad sent me an email calling himself "Mr. Robertto", I absolutely

had to call him up just to say "Domo arigato Mr. Robertto" and see how many lines from the song I could sneak into the conversation.

If you don't know the song I'm talking about, look for Mr. Roboto by Styx.

Yes, I get that it's a "guilty pleasure" song, but I happen to love it.

The second call involves TLJ, and an apparent misunderstanding leads us to believe the scammer wants to look at me naked

while wearing her underwear. Whatever floats your boat I guess!

If you enjoy this, feel free to check out more calls, read some of the stupid things scammers have said in their emails at

stupidscammers.com or help fight the scammers by getting the word out at scamsurvivors.com. In the meantime, enjoy the calls.

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