Weird Medieval Guys

What to do if you get time travelled to the Middle Ages

Weird Medieval Guys

Show Notes

Oh no! You've become unstuck in time and now you're in 15th century England with no idea what to do or how to avoid a miserable life as a social pariah who speaks an unrecognisable language and is ignorant to the rules and structure of the world around you! There has to be a better way! Or is there? Join Olivia and Aran as they journey back to medieval times to figure out the best way to get by. Should you become a monk or a nun? Have a go at blacksmithing? Or try to wow the village rubes with modern technology and ideas? All these options and more will be discussed in the search for a decent medieval life.

For more on some of what we discuss, check out: Database of England's immigrants 1330-1550https://www.englandsimmigrants.com/

Some case studies of individual immigrants in medieval England, including so-called "Prince of Inde" John Balbat and fake Jerseyman Giles Morvyle https://www.englandsimmigrants.com/page/individual-studies

William Lee and his frame knitting machinehttps://alumni.christs.cam.ac.uk/william-lee

The prologue to the Canterbury Tales, read in Middle Englishhttps://archive.org/details/lp_prologue-to-the-canterbury-tales-read-in-m_geoffrey-chaucer-nevill-coghill-norman-dav

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