Swords Against Madness

Episode 29: Wizard Wagon

Swords Against Madness

Show Notes

Miria, Edryk, and Kale finally reach the place where the All-Knowing believes there is a means to travel to the planes. The object they discover is far stranger than anything they could have imagined.

In this session I reference the amazing role-playing game Dungeon Crawl Classics RPG from Goodman Games. DCC catches the strange psychedelic vibe of the books that inspired D&D – and Swords Against Madness – better than any other game on the market.

It also borrows some rules for planar travel and plane shifting from Advanced Dungeons & Dragons and Dungeons & Dragons 3rd Edition to fill in the gaps in the Swords & Wizardry rule-set.

Magic Item: The Wizard Van

The Wizard Van is an enchanted 1974 Ford Econoline with air-brushed fantasy art on the sides and comfortable couches in the back. It is fuelled by magic-user spells. Each level of spell cast into its Flux Capacitor provides two hours of fuel. The van can shift to the Astral Plane by using 2 hours of fuel. It can also fly at 55 miles per hour, but has a ceiling of 50ft. and consumes twice as much fuel.

Some Inspiration

I mentioned the song Wizard Wagon by Glitter Wizard; if you want to check out this awesome (if explicit) song, you can hear it here!

Cast

This episode includes performances by:

Jon Cohen from Tale of the Manticore

Owen Rideout of The Boy in the Submarine

Music in this Episode

From the Free Music Alliance:

King Edward by Mister Smith (CC-BY) from the Free Music Archive

AI Generated Pieces:

Fire up the Wizard Van by Doughnut Elemental (That’s me!)

From Pixabay:

“Stylish Blues Rock (Wild West)” by Brightest Avenue

“Outlaw’s Reckoning” by Moodmode

“Night Detective (no beats)” by Amaksi

“Deep Forest” By NNChannel

“Psychedelic Atmospheric Dream Guitar” by Sonican

“Acidcore” by Jumping Bunny

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