Show Notes
*Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Marcelo's mum Litiana joins the Lombardi family for Easter and has a front row seat to Tayla’s Nonno sharing his expert injury analysis of the NRL easter game. Out with the Pannatonne, a new Italian fruit bread is in town, have you tried the easter specialty Colomba? Tayla overhears Marcelo ordering a “Montoya wrap” from the local cafe…turns out he has a special off menu item especially for him, what in the diva! He needs extra, extra protein, 3 eggs, halloumi and bacon. The cafe is used to his diva behaviour but Tayla is understandably shocked and embarrassed. In this week's Blue Wealth Property segment we learn the Montoyas were invested in a viral Chris Brown clip of him necking on a married woman! Tayla poses a hypothetical question to Marcelo, what would he do if his dream of being on stage with Mariah Carey came true? If you want to find out more about Blue Wealth Property email [email protected] UpNxt | Grab your Nancy Ajram tickets here: https://bit.ly/40PT65n
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