Helen's Log

Ep 31. Pencil cases, Pocahontas, Paris with Stevie Martin

Helen's Log

Show Notes

Why do we bow in church? And what exactly is a boob spot? Just two of the important questions discussed in this week's episode. We’ve got such a brilliant guest with us and naturally Helen and Stevie are diving straight into describing their perfect pencil cases. Warning: there will be gel pens, school discos, Austin Powers and IBS along the way.

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