58: Call Your Judge 60+ Times To Cuss Her Out (And Other Legal Tips!)

(WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE) HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Pro-tip: If you're planning to leave 60+ threatening, profanity-laced voicemails for the Franklin County, Ohio judge presiding over your drunk-driving case, be *sure* to identify yourself by name, leave your phone number, and let her know you're *also* calling in bomb threats to a local bar, a Home Depot, a Best Western, and two nearby schools. AND don't forget to call the local sheriff's office 100 times to advise them, among other things, that one of their dispatchers is "probably fat as f***."

**No, this isn't real legal advice. This is sarcasm. But this case is very real.**

Listen to Reb unpack United States v. Yousif Mubarak (2025).

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0:00 - Intro / HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

1:42 - CASE BEGINS

5:15 - And a partridge in a pear tree

6:57 - VICTIMS: Every business with a phone number

8:22 - Character evidence is generally not admissible...

11:45 - ...Unless...

13:10 - Answering your hearsay questions real quick

15:34 - Recentering

19:26 - 2ND ARGUMENT ON APPEAL

20:54 - FINAL ARGUMENT ON APPEAL

23:44 - 2022 University of Idaho Murders + CSLI

24:12 - Kohberger's cell tower pings

25:02 - YOUSIF'S CSLI WITHOUT A WARRANT

28:44 - Never consent to a search!!!!!!!

29:51 - Next time, turn your phone off

31:57 - SHORT HOLIDAY CASE

33:39 - Reb's Rebuttal

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