The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

Agents of the Inquisition - 2.30 - The Final Lesson

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

Show Notes

Last episode, the Judge was slowly losing his mind on the ship of the Rogue Trader Libertine Morwith. His fellow prisoners have been training, learning combat and social skills, becoming more capable and forming bonds between themselves. The Judge, however, refused to partake and was eventually chained up to prevent him from harming himself trying to escape. Now they all face a final test, a battle to the death where they're forced to take over the body of Orks - and the Judge has to participate and fight a woman who he has begun confusing with his granddaughter. Can the Judge survive this final test?

Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.

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