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Your art business needs a spring cleaning — and not the kind where you reorganize your studio. If the only thing you sell is wall art at $500+, you're leaving most of your potential customers on the table. This episode breaks down how to restructure your product lineup, why low-ticket items are your secret weapon, and why RIGHT NOW is the moment to act. Want to join Patrick for a live webinar? He hosts one every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Register here: asf.today/webinar In this episode: Why a $2,000 Facebook ad campaign got zero purchases (and what it teaches you about your lineup) The price ladder framework: three tiers every artist needs How selling a $40 phone case leads to a $5,000 original sale Americans check their phones 186 times a day — why that's your biggest marketing opportunity The 5-step spring cleaning action plan you can start this week Key stats from this episode: Average tax refund: ~$3,100 (that's a painting) 186 phone checks per day — Reviews.org, 2026 $26 billion US phone case market 84.6% of people check their phone within 10 minutes of waking up Related episodes: Get Buyers to Act Fast: Tips for Setting Up Your Art for Impulse Purchases Staggering Art Economic Trends, the Spring Selling Season Merchandising 101 The Importance of Print on Demand How Many Times a Day Do You Pick Up Your Cell Phone? Your homework: Audit your lineup today. Write down everything you sell and its price. If you don't have something under $50, add one this week. Easter, Mother's Day, and Father's Day are coming — the wind is at your back.
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