The Substitute (1996) – The Most Overqualified Substitute Teacher Ever?
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This week on Too Old or Pure Gold, we head back to school with The Substitute (1996), where Tom Berenger proves that the best way to deal with a difficult classroom is apparently to send in a mercenary. With gangs, corruption, covert operations, and a teaching style definitely not approved by the school board, this is peak 90s action-movie logic. But is The Substitute an underrated action gem, or should this class have been dismissed decades ago? Time to find out. Hosts: Olen Vanderleeden & Mathew Stockton Cast: Emily & Clef Seeley
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