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Few on earth has a website problem. Everybody has a marketing problem — and the fix is hiding in plain sight inside every art gallery in the world. Want to join Patrick for a live webinar? He hosts one every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Register here: asf.today/webinar In 12 years and 15,000+ artists, Patrick has watched one truth play out over and over: selling art online isn't about reinventing anything. It's about copying the paradigm that already works offline — the art gallery — and refusing to play the short game. This is the "customary rant" that opens every Art Business Webinar, start to finish. The art gallery is the same in every country and culture on earth: minimalist walls, the art front and center, nothing else. That single paradigm tells you how to build your website, how to behave on social media, and why consistency beats talent every time. In this episode: Why artists in their 80s, 90s, and 100s still show up asking "how do I get my art seen?" — and what that proves about your real time horizon The "graveyard of hobbyists": whancer for an art business The one paradigm that sells art everywhere on earth — and how to copy it three ways Your website is not a canvas: whworst enemy online "Your art are the commercials" — the Art Gatling Gun that kills your social media, and the programming the algorithm actually r The open sign: why consistency beats talent, and the New Year's-resolution trap that gets every artist Art sells 50% story, 50% craft — and the REAL Vincent van Gogh story nobody tells you (hint: it's not "you have to die first") This week's challenge: walk your own website, your last 10 social posts, and your posting calendar, and ask of each, "Would this work inbout where you're running the Gatlinggun. Resources mentioned: Art Storefronts — the gallery-style storefront engine for working artists Join a live webinar — Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays with Patrick Related episodes: The Gallery Test — Should Website? The Coffee Shop Test — Why Your Social Media Is Failing Why Your Website Will Still Be Working in 2055 So here's the takeaway. You wouldn the real world — minimalist walls,art front and center, doors open six days a week. Stop reinventing it online. Copy the paradigm on your website, bring a human to your sociait — and give the work the story itdeserves. That's the whole game. Stay Up To Date With The Latest https://linktr.ee/artmarketingpodcast
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You sent the email. You posted the painting. Crickets. Your art isn't the problem. Nobody saw it. This episode is about the one idea the pros live by that almost nobody outside marketing has heard of: being everywhere at once. Want to join Patrick for a live webinar? He hosts one every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Register here: asf.today/webinar We picture the world stopping for our message. The email gets read, the post goes out like an emergency alert, everyone visits our profile. Reality is a crowded inbox and a warehouse full of posts. Once you see that gap, saying it again stops feeling annoying. You're finally being heard. Stick around to the end: there's a big announcement. In this episode: Mind the gap: what we think happens when we hit send or post, and what actually happens, across email, Instagram, and Facebook A flood warning, twenty stucco workers, and John Wick: what a real "everybody gets the ping" moment looks like, and why your post isn't one The spotlight effect and the Barry Manilow T-shirt: why we badly overestimate how much anyone notices what we do Nobody sees the frequency: real numbers from the Art Storefronts email program, and why sending more didn't drive people away Everybody big has always done this: a London ad man in the 1880s, Coca-Cola "within arm's reach of desire," WWII war bonds, and how movies get launched Effective frequency in plain English: more than once, more than you think, spread out, in a bunch of places Spread beats cram, and why three noticed exposures takes far more than three sends Messi alone versus the whole team: you already have a roster of players, you're just leaving them on the bench The full roster: every player an artist or photographer can put on the field, online and off, including the ones you forgot you had One message, every surface, each platform in its own voice, and a simple staggered launch week Find Your Team: the free prompt from this episode. Paste it into ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, or Grok. It interviews you about what you have to work with, online and offline, shows you every player on your roster (and which ones are sitting on the bench), gives you creative ideas for each one tailored to your art, and lays out your first week. No marketing experience needed. Get it here: artmarketingpodcast.com/find-your-team The big announcement: the Art Marketing Podcast finally has its own email list, just in time for the show's 10th birthday. It isn't a "new episode is out" list. It's built to be one-to-one, not one-to-many. Join at artmarketingpodcast.com/join This week's homework: count your oars. List every surface you own, online and offline. Then pick one piece and put it on all of them this month. Related episodes: Q4 Prep for Artists — why now is the time to get this right A Greek Warship, a Horse Named Sally — a full multi-channel sale, start to finish The Artist's Guide to Instagram Live — one more player, even if you hate being on camera The Long Game — Why Your Website Will Still Be Working in 2055 Comment on Spotify or YouTube: how many players did the prompt find on your roster, and how many were you actually using? I'll answer every one. Nobody saw it. So say it again, somewhere new. Your art will thank you. Stay Up To Date With The Latest https://linktr.ee/artmarketingpodcast
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A buyer asks, "Can you do any better on the price?" Most artists feel their stomach drop — like they just lost something. I don't accept that premise. Want to join Patrick for a live webinar? He hosts one every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Register here: asf.today/webinar It's my strongly held belief that more art gets sold at a discount than at full price — especially at higher price points, especially in person. Once you know that, everything changes. You can prepare for negotiation, and you can negotiate on your terms. Last episode we covered the maths of pricing your art for Q4. This one is what happens after the price is on the wall: the rules, the tradecraft, and why the buyer who negotiates is the best thing that ever happened to you. In this episode: The premise I refuse to accept: that entering a negotiation means you're the one losing How I learned to reject a premise — the story of why I haven't been offended in decades A car dealer, a real estate agent, and Thomas Crown — why negotiating an art sale is different from every negotiation you've seen The one metric (new customers acquired per year) and the long game: you're not playing a one-shot game, and that changes everything Sun Tzu was right — the battle is won before it starts Your three rules: know your floor, have a range of pricing, and never give something up without getting something in return Why negotiation is the greatest thing that's ever happened: it signals intent My Craigslist career — over a million dollars of cars, boats, and gear, and what the "$7,500 cash, I'll pick it up today" guy taught me The serious buyer drives over to look at the car — for an artist, that's the phone call or the Zoom Get out of the DMs: every step from message to email to call to in-person gets more real The asks list: what to trade for instead of dropping your price Q4 is coming — which means sales are coming, which means negotiations are coming This week's homework: write your asks list before Q4. Know your floor on every piece and be comfortable with it. And decide right now what you'll ask for the next time someone asks you to come down. Related episodes: How to Price Your Art for Q4 — the maths this episode builds on Advanced Pricing Strategies for Artists and Photographers — the pricing opus, including the original negotiation rule Discounting Your Art or Photography. Should You? Why Your Website Will Still Be Working in 2055 — the long game