EJ Johnson’s Got Beef – October 5, 2026

Magic Johnson's kid is mad at Rihanna, Eli Zaret in-studio after the Detroit Lions embarrassing loss, the Cornell 7 & #IAmJaneDoe, Olivia Dean v. Bill Withers, Ali G under attack, and Chris Brown's threatening his ex Diamond & her boyfriend.

Sporgy: Eli Zaret drops by to recap the Detroit Lions SNF loss to the Carolina Panthers. They're historically bad at defense. The Detroit Lions lost out on Joey Porter Jr. to the Dallas Cowboys. Tetairoa McMillan is good at football. Deshaun Watson is on top of the world. Terrion Arnold is cooked as his buddies turn on him. Drew remains a bit skeptical about Jameson Williams. The Arizona Cardinals are up next. The Michigan Wolverines lost the Little Brown Jug. Bryce Underwood has not been good at football this year... or last year. Lincoln Riley is on the hot seat at USC. MSU football is not good right now. The Steve Russell Show on WRUF will not tolerate naughty language. Every game is all about Holly Rowe. Terry Bradshaw is old and senile. Tony Romo and CBS have 'mutually' parted ways. The Detroit Red Wings are awful, the coaching is awful and the ownership is pathetic. Zack Gelof blames Comerica Park for sucking at baseball. It turns out Eli is tired of gambling ads on television. It also turns out gambling is a profitable business. Amon-Ra St. Brown is fined for the sticky icky.

Marc gave Trudi 'a look', forcing her work today.

The Cornell 7 is the hot new divisive story out there. AOC is weighing in on the topic. Some of the dudes in the gang bang have lost their jobs. #IAmJaneDoe is the new #MeToo.

Tom Cruise's Digger is a total BOMB.

We're excited for Ali G: Who Iz I?. NewsCord Complaints are piling up thank to Israel.

Blake Lively is looking to her new publicist, Kelly Bush Novak, to make her likable.

Taylor Swift is famous and made a cameo on SNL.

Halle Berry strikes back! She's pretending to like her kid now. Doctors around the world still refuse to say 'menopause'.

Jay-Z didn't rape that girl anymore.

Chris Brown remains a public nuisance, but has never been bigger. He is tossing out death threats left and right. SNL is getting heat for a pretty funny Chris Brown/Usher sketch.

Olivia Dean rips off Bill Withers.

RIP Mary Louise Weller. Great rack.

RIP Dennis Hastert. Bad dude.

Maxine Waters wants nothing to do with Ben Crump and Nolan Wells... or she spaced out.

Dana Walden is likely going to fire Jimmy Kimmel.

EJ Johnson is beefing with Rihanna. EJ gets an allowance from his dad, Magic, after failing at reality TV.

Ella Bleu Travolta is the latest nepo-baby to hit the runway.

Gregg 'Opie' Hughes is angry with Jim Norton for working with his friends. He's fallen pretty far. His family doesn't like him so much these days.

Merch is available if you want to rep the show. You’d look amazing too.

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