The Insert Credit Show

Ep. 454 - Turtle Goblins

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Show Notes

Editor and Media Critic Esper Quinn joins Jaffe, Frank and Brandon for an evening of video game writing, high volume of death, and the Mr. Bones Apology Tour.

Hosted by Alex Jaffe, with Frank Cifaldi, Brandon Sheffield, and Esper Quinn. Edited by Esper Quinn, original music by Kurt Feldman.

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SHOW NOTES:

“This isn’t a brutality. This is a fatality.”

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Hyrule Field

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Title Screen

Panzer Dragoon - Title Screen

X-Men - Title Screen

The Beatles - A Hard Day’s Night

Insert Credit Show

Topic Lords

Pokemon Red & Blue - Intro

Ep. 453 - Mega Duck and Cougar Boy

Game Boy Advance

1: What do you look for in a video game castle? (04:18)

Unicorn

Brain Age: Train Your Brain in Minutes a Day!

Castlevania series

Super Mario 64

Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

Pokemon series

Baldur’s Gate III

Persona 5

Resident Evil 4

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Crow Country

2: What kinds of video games have the narrowest distinction between a good one and a bad one? (10:22)

Deadly Premonition

Earth Defense Force series

Blue Archive

Comiket

Love and Deepspace

Pokemon Trading Card Game Pocket

Norm!

3: Hey Esper, what are the hardest video games to find footage for when making the video edition of Insert Credit? (15:34)

PC-98

Recommendation Guy

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl

Daria’s Inferno

Creative Commons

MobyGames

MTV’s Beavis and Butt-Head in Virtual Stupidity

Seaman

World of Longplays

10min Gameplay

4: What do video game writers get away with that would never fly in other media? (22:38)

Brad Pitt

Rick and Morty

5: Magnanimus asks, other than humans, what creature has been killed the most times across all video games? (26:58)

Turtle

Zombie

Goblin

Super Mario series

Goomba

Fungus

Minecraft

Vampire Survivors

Skeleton

Bat

Zubat

Robot

Cyborg

Mother 3

Slime

Cookie Clicker

The Felling of the One Hundred Centillion Turtle Goblins: A Morality Game (download, extract html file, and open in browser to play!)

6: On which occasions have you told someone specifically not to play a video game? (31:42)

MMO

Magic: the Gathering

The 3rd Birthday

Parasite Eve series

No Man’s Sky

PC-Engine

Ep. 423 - Explode My Bones

Mr. Bones

Valis series

Mr. Bones by shmumbler and Spectral in 36:09

Grateful Dead

7: What is the FLCL of video games? (35:44)

Gainax

Neon Genesis Evangelion

The Rub Rabbits!

Star Fox series

Sin & Punishment

Shenmue series

No More Heroes

Bayonetta series

Platinum Games

MadWorld

Persona series

LIGHTNING ROUND: Magic: the Sortening (40:40)

Recommendations and Outro (01:00:11)

Brandon: Not Dracula 3000 (2004), Taskmaster Season 21, Please do not hang out in the street, the commentary for Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)

Esper: The Mountain Goats - Days, Ekphrasis, Magic Every Day with Esper Quinn

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