Knock Yourself Out Homie

It's a well known fact that Robert Kelly loves Kelly Clarkson. He defends her honor against the rest of The Bonfire because she made news for getting snubbed in a magic shop. Kelly wanted to purchase a bird off the wall and the employee said it was not for sale. Jay said she may have been entitled in this situation and not the victim as Bobby states. Bob has inside info that the store owners are less than savory people. | Jay once threw a man down some stairs who made the best meatloaf ever. *To hear the full show go to www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

Jay has a brilliant idea for a tee-shirt and wants to sell them at Skankfest, but he wants to keep all the money and not pay anyone from the festival. | Jay's Eagles lose 3 in a row and Bobby pretends not to know so he can gloat. | Bob's son Max gets scammed by a fake girlfriend from Nigeria. | Bob is building Max his own private quarters near the tiny house. This "jerk shack" needs a toilet without plumbing and Bob is interested in the "Cinderella Toilet" which is just a poop incinerator. They take calls about this toilet and whether or not feces smells when you burn it. *To hear the full show go to www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Jay had gigs in Seattle this weekend and left town with a feeling that the zombie homeless were taking over. He was fed up with the amount of unhoused people that were begging for cigarettes from him. | For Bobby's birthday he headed up to his tiny house in New Hampshire to enjoy the fall. He was surprised to learn of the influx of Indians in the area who also love autumn in New England. | It's Bob and Dawn's 19th Anniversary and instead of buying her a gift, he just purchased many gadgets and a purse for himself. Bob did write her a lovely card which he read on the air. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Alice Cooper graces the SXM studios to promote his new memoir "Devil On My Shoulder" and he has stories. Alice has been a rock God for decades and has spent time with legends like Elvis Presley, Keith Moon, and Frank Sinatra. | Bobby gets confused and walks into the wrong studio, interrupting Al Roker's radio show. Al promptly embarrasses him and sends him away sad. | Jay reveals that Christine makes disturbing sounds when she's at the height of pleasure. | Bob once dropped his new iphone in the ocean to see if it could swim. *To hear the full show go to www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Jay needed to eat so he settled for a disgusting street pretzel. He complains that more often than not, he receives poor service at eateries. Bobby has a Goodfellas attitude when dining that the staff responds to. They throw the topic of horrible food experiences out to the callers, and one camper had a bloody Band-Aid in her salad. Bobby once got assaulted by a waitress with a coffee mug. *To hear the full show go to www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.