The Beaverton Weekly Report

Marco's Cuban Grudge

The Beaverton Weekly Report

Show Notes

"After the Iran War went so poorly, they needed an easy win - a palooka, to get their stats back up." Ian and the Panel (Megan MacKay, Nile Séguin and special guest Clare Belford - 22 Minutes, JFL) talk about Danielle Smith's premature referendum announcement, Trump unleashing Marco Rubio on Cuba, and whether Ian and Nile are betas in the Manosphere. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discusses potty humour in both Ottawa AND France. If you'd like an Extended Cut that also looks at how hard it is to make TV and film in Canada, check us out on Patreon.

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