Omnibus

Carob (Entry 188.MA0106)

Omnibus

Show Notes

In which Futureling Christa Dahlstrom and John enjoy a virtual taste test and discuss the lifelong trauma of discovering that what you were promised was, in fact, not chocolate. Certificate #22095.

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