Absolutely Not

Bonus: Call Nancy Grace, Not Me!

Absolutely Not

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On this bonus episode, Heather is excited to share extra Absolutely Not’s that people from her Atlanta show wrote in. She tackles people's critiques about the new pod refresh and reminds everyone that she is not a crime junkie.

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