The Vesta Clinic

28. The Human Club

The Vesta Clinic

Show Notes

Date: 628/2/2731 Patient: Hafín Tracktee-326, Hygan Patient ID: 584209

Presenting Complaint: Blower pain

IF this was their last case . . . better make it a fun one.

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Christopher Stoops as Professor Aerglo Rae. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruby Campbell and AMC.

Thanks to Shelby and Leon Egan whose ideas inspired this episode. Submit your own patient ideas here: https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions

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Sound Effect Attributions: Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Thin metal strip hit or drop, clang, clatter 9 by Zaplsplat.com Small hollow wood item slide, drag on wooden floor 3 by Zapsplat.com Chocolate bar in wrapper handling movement, short by Zaplsplat.com Sci-Fi Engine.wav by Jandre160108 at freesound.org

Content Warnings: Reference to syringe pump; Reference to feeling nauseous; Reference to perceived medical negligence; Reference to overstimulation; Lying

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