The Vesta Clinic

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The Vesta Clinic

Show Notes

Date: 80/1/2733 Patient: Exal None, Human Patient ID: 5681938 Lab ID: γΩ90-W1-ENH-38

Presenting Complaint: Headache

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and AMC as Xaelest’s Computer.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by AMC

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Content Warnings: Reference to traumatic injuries; cyborg character using bionic accessories as disability aids; drug use; reference to previous addiction; drug/weapon smuggling; mental illness; psychiatric hospitals; catfishing

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