Show Notes
This week on The Confused Breakfast, we're heading back to 1998 to revisit the star-studded sci-fi horror classic, The Faculty! Does this movie actually have one of the greatest casts of the '90s? What the hell is going on with Josh Hartnett's haircut? Is Elijah Wood the most uncoordinated runner in movie history? Why does becoming an alien automatically make everyone hotter? And could an alien invasion actually IMPROVE your lives?
Grab your Tommy Hilfiger, spray on some CK One, and stay hydrated as we find out if The Faculty still holds up nearly 30 years later!
•0:00:00 - Introductions
•0:02:30 - Memories of first viewing
•0:06:30 - Pertinent movie details
•0:10:00 - Critical and fan reviews
•0:16:00 - Scene by scene breakdown
•1:30:00 - Modern day ratings
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