Rebuttal

60: The Motorcycle Kidnappers Fight Club

Rebuttal

Show Notes

(WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE) A motorcycle club. A fight club. A kidnappers club. Three men, one victim. But only one of them is convicted.

Reb breaks out her DIY whiteboard for a very helpful visual aid of this very absurd kidnapping story. Spoiler alert: A Hail Mary motion is filed and...wins?!?!

This is United States v. Cornelius Green (2024).

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00:00 - Intro / Important context

05:34 - Case begins

08:01 - The Motion that never gets granted

09:15 - ALL OF THE DRAMA!

18:36 - The trial (and everything wrong with it)

29:23 - Verdict / Appeal

42:12 - Reb's Rebuttal

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