Don't Touch It

Date Night Dilemmas, Dirty Towels & The Traitors

Don't Touch It

Show Notes

Welcome to the brand new series of Don't Touch It, the podcast where Caroline Parker and her husband Kyle get into all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud.

In their first episode together, Caroline and Kyle are bringing you into their bedroom (literally) for an unfiltered catch-up on marriage, parenting and all the little things that make living with another person equal parts hilarious and horrifying.

From the great debate over how often you should wash your bedsheets and whether sharing a towel with your partner is a crime against humanity, to the etiquette of paying your babysitter when date night ends early... nothing is off limits.

Plus, Caroline recounts her night at a Westlife concert, Kyle questions the cultural significance of British TV, and the pair get into their latest obsession with The Traitors.

Expect brutally honest opinions, questionable hygiene habits and plenty of banter.

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