Saving the Elephant, one pint at a time. Plus queues, cockrings, crisps and cannabis.(June 23)

In this episode:

Pub Quiz 1 The Shirker's 1st Birthday Woolwich Dockyard The Thanet Hat Trick Father's Day I Invented Chillout Pub & Beer News Crisp News Desert Island Crisps Drug News Pub Quiz 2 Reader's Letters Bum Dosser SMS (short for "Soc Med Sce" [short for "Social Media Scene"])