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Terrible Times: Who’s Got it the Worst?

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Show Notes

We've all had one of those days: just missing the bus, stepping in a deep puddle, pissing ourselves a little bit. But none of us have had the kinds of days that gaming protagonists routinely face. From severed limbs to shipwrecks, we subject our digital avatars to the worst possible experiences.

This week the Boys discuss the absolute worst of it. Crawling through sewers, being flayed alive, catching TB or living under a tyrannical Sims player. All bad stuff, but who has it the worst?

Before that, though, we catch up on what the Boys have been playing. Sarah's finally catching up on a sequel in one of their favourite franchises, Pierre's finding he's not getting the same hit from a cosy classic and Glenn's mildly underwhelmed but not surprised by an emerging sequel.

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Games Mentioned in this week's episode:

Dredge

Outlast

Marvel's Spider-Man

Marvel's Spider-Man 2

Baldur's Gate 3

Alan Wake II

Starfield

Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales

Dorfromantik

007 First Light

Indiana Jones and the Great Circle

HITMAN World of Assassination

GoldenEye 007

Marvel's Wolverine

Big Walk

Split Fiction

Star Wars: Galactic Racer

Gears of War: E-Day

The Last of Us

Counter-Strike

Silent Hill: Townfall

Clive Barker's Hellraiser: Revival

Resident Evil 7: Biohazard

Dead Space 2

DOOM

Age of Empires

Kingdom Come: Deliverance

Resident Evil 2

Resident Evil Requiem

Papers, Please

INSIDE

The Sims

Red Dead Redemption 2

The Drifter

Dark Souls

Luigi's Mansion

Bloodborne

Heavy Rain

Angry Birds

Little Nightmares

Tomb Raider

Rise of the Tomb Raider

PAC-MAN

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