Show Notes
"The Satanic Rituals" (Anton LaVey's 1972 companion book to "The Satanic Bible"), presents many group rituals for Satanists. These rituals can however be adopted for solitary use as well. This episode also addresses some misconceptions regarding the role of ritual in Satanism, and answering listener questions about the Enochian Keys. Support Satansplain: https://satansplain.locals.com/support 00:00 - Intro 01:17 - Reminder: Satanism is a religion 04:52 - Yes, we have ritual 08:44 - Reminder: ALL religion ritual is "LARPing" 09:45 - Group rituals 12:45 - Using TSR for solitary rituals 15:34 - Breaking down "Pilgrims of the Age of Fire - The Statement of Shaitan" 22:08 - Shaving the head with water from the Zamzam? 27:32 - The ritual, continued 32:28 - The importance of going through the motions / more details 39:54 - Enochian Keys 50:33 - Using other languages for the translation 51:33 - More on Enochian Keys
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