No One Else Will Listen

The Cod Piece

No One Else Will Listen

Show Notes

Lottie got stuck in the lift, and NO, she hasn't recovered. SOS mode, zero signal, rocking in the corner convinced it was about to plummet into the depths of hell. Still not as bad as the Tower of Terror.

At least it gave her time to mull over her new business venture, courtesy of Gerry Ryan. It's a chipper, called The Cod Piece. We're not explaining why, you'll have to Google it.

The sisters then share all of their favourite parts of aging, like being hotter, more confident, and wearing compression socks on a plane, loud and proud.

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