Have Kids, They Said…

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Have Kids, They Said…

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole break down how you are actually supposed to pronounce celebrity names. Rich brings up the WNBA, and it turns into talking about wings. Someone's got a gopher problem. Nicole writes a scathing email to her building, and Rich has a laughable family streak that is just sad at this point. And a big question for our village bitches...how is it changing schools? Parker has a brethrothal, and Emmy's got a birthday to plan.

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