
Show Notes
Season 2 has already delivered huge guests, viral moments and more chaos than Isaac and Elliot can properly remember, so it is time for the official No Utes in the Valet mid-year report card. This week, the boys are joined by their friend and behind-the-scenes confidante Lucy for an honest assessment of who is having the better year. Isaac is balancing AFL commentary, family life and a wife who wants another child, while Elliot reflects on breaking his leg, learning patience and discovering who genuinely shows up when life forces you to slow down. The conversation quickly moves from personal growth to complete nonsense as they debate the biggest sporting moments of 2026, AFL premiership favourites, disastrous house inspections, celebrity hall passes and the most overrated stars of the year. Elliot names Charlize Theron as his best-dressed celebrity, questions the fashion hype surrounding Zendaya and Law Roach, and gives his verdict on Timothée Chalamet. The group also reveals their celebrity hall passes, discusses the shows apparently improving people’s relationships and hears about Elliot’s new gay book club obsession. They also review the latest AFL fashion collaborations, discuss the upcoming footy finals and reveal their dream guests for the second half of the season, including NFL personalities and one Australian pop icon. The episode finishes with Elliot delivering a passionate, slightly desperate and completely unrequested public invitation for Kylie Minogue to join the podcast. Kylie, the microphones are ready. IN THIS EPISODE Lucy’s nightmare Melbourne house inspection Isaac and Elliot receive their mid-year grades What Elliot learned after breaking his leg Isaac’s growing AFL commentary career The sporting moments that defined 2026 AFL premiership predictions and Brisbane’s chances Charlize Theron’s flawless red-carpet year Celebrity hall passes, including Theo James Is Timothée Chalamet overrated? Zendaya, Law Roach and the method-dressing debate The television shows spicing up relationships Elliot’s gay book club and Fruit Fly recommendation AFL fashion collaborations worth wearing Wardrobe.NYC’s collaboration with H&M Dream podcast guests from the AFL and NFL Elliot’s desperate pitch to Kylie Minogue
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