The Worst Bestsellers

Episode 250 – House of Earth and Blood

The Worst Bestsellers

Show Notes

Thanks to Porter Square Books for hosting our 250th Anniversary live show! And thanks to everyone who turned out in person or for the livestream! If you missed it, or just want to relive it without all that pesky visual input, here’s the audio-only version of that episode. Meredith Goldstein (the Boston Globe’s Love Letters columnist, author of books including Things That Grow, and Horny Faeries enthusiast) joined us to discuss House of Earth and Blood by Sarah J. Maas. Fortunately (for Renata’s parents, who were in attendance) or unfortunately (for readers), this book wasn’t as horny as some of SJM’s other works. Still, we had much to discuss. Perhaps most notably: does Sarah J. Maas think dogs should be allowed to vote?

Readers advisory: Here.

Footnotes: Watch the livestream video replay on Crowdcast!

Sarah J. Maas name pronunciation

I Think Dogs Should Vote Animatic

Coming up next: Bride by Ali Hazelwood.

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