2 Daddies Judging Baddies

The Most Chaotic Relationship Stories We've Ever Read | Reading Reddit Stories | 2DJB EP116 |

2 Daddies Judging Baddies

Show Notes

Mike and Dylan lose it over the most unhinged relationship disasters on the internet — from condom sabotage to naked coworkers.

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This week, Mike and Dylan tackle seven chaotic Reddit stories that somehow keep getting worse. A wife who secretly poked holes in condoms to get pregnant. A husband who came home ready to forgive his wife — only to find her coworker hiding in his bathroom...

A girl who called her boyfriend a pdf because of a psychology lecture. A friend group that screened a "movie" that turned out to be their buddy's ex-girlfriend's "getting pizza delivered". And a good Samaritan who got his ribs broken trying to be a hero — only for his girlfriend to leave him over it.

Mike and Dylan don't hold back. Expect chaotic tangents, Mike's stepdad belt story, a Florida adult film star side quest, and a cop who was too focused on a parade to arrest a homeless man with a knife.

🎙️ ABOUT THE SHOW:Two Daddies Judging Baddies is a comedy podcast where two funny dads read wild Reddit stories and give their most chaotic takes. If you love funny reactions to relationship drama, terrible neighbors, and internet chaos, you're in the right place!

You can also check out the more wild comedy podcast "⁠⁠Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama⁠⁠" or stick with the more Reddit driven podcast you've grown to love.

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