Lindy and Meagan Ain’t Gonna Hurtcha None (with Alice Wetterlund!)
Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysShow Notes
Ho ho ho!!!!! We know your horse is lean and lank without fresh BBWs in your ears this cold December, but we don’t want you to be too upsot. You’ve all been sooo good this year that we’ve decided to give you two really special gifts: 1) The first gift is knowing your BBWs are taking some time off and are in full festering mode on their respective couches and floorbeds. 2) And the second little gift is a delicious re-air of a Pledge Drive ep with perfect angel Alice Wetterlund. We’re talking about Snake of the Week: Florida Edition 🐍AND Two Minutes Hate 😤 If you missed our Pledge Drive lives on Youtube for some unthinkable/unknowable reason, we’re happy to get you caught up on the lore. BTW because it’s mentioned throughout this ep, our BBLS for BBWS tote is totally available! Become a BBW in 2026 with us. Also how cute is this little tray??? This is one of those things that sits on your bedside table and you see it every morning and it brings a little smile to your face and your stress-wrinkles smooth out over time and people start asking what your secret to youth is and you suspect it’s because this magical joyful little tray but that sounds crazy so you just say something like “lucky genes I guess” but it actually IS the little tray for your little items. You deserve a special tray that basically functions as botox. If you want the little tray, get the little tray, babes.
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NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US! Check out ALL of our Pledge Drive 2025 lives on Youtube! https://tinyurl.com/BBLs-for-BBWs-PLAYLIST Lisa Eldridge - New Wave lip stick Track the original “is having the same face weird” convo Lindy and Meagan Violate the Sacred Listener Trust Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!
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Connect with Alice Wetterlund: Follow her on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/alicewetterlund Follow her on IG Check out her stand-up tour
STUFF TO CHECK OUT: Meagan’s Super Secular Spectacular Xmas playlist Check out ALL of our Pledge Drive 2025 lives on Youtube! Enjoy German caroling in Indiana! Not too late to buy yourself a BBLS for BBWS tote! A perfect holiday gift for your favorite BBWs out there! Pre-Order Lindy’s book!!!! Adult Braces Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check u s out at patreon.com/textmebackpod) NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!) Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda! Check out Meagan’s latest installment of SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news! Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.
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It’s a coupla bunionettes comin atcha this week! In this ep, Meagan addresses the allegations and we are here to debunk and extrapolate to answer the biggest question of all: Does Meagan lowkey hate Lindy? Tune in to find out!! Do you love Lindy? Pop off in the discord!!! Patreon.com/textmebackpod Next on the agenda: we are NOT talking about Kelly Clarkson and that bird OR Shane Gillis!!!!!!! Moving ON. Instead we simply must pay some dues to the iconic jingleheimers among us! Overdue credit and our endless love to: Caitlin Sherman and Patrick Brady (Snake of the Week) Chelsea Mitchell (Dog Thoughts AND Two Minutes Hate) Robert Bolyard (Tidings) Stephen O’Bent (Segment P.U.B.E.S./Normal News I/Segment Without a Jingle) Funkmaster SHANNON (Whatcha Watchin’) Ahamefule J. Oluo (BBW Business) Krista Burton (I Can Fix Her) Hal Walter Patrick (Normal News II)
We are still riding the high of last week’s pledge drive! For everyone who tuned in for the live, you’re legally our children now and we love you. So many people upgraded their Patreon memberships, wrote in with bestie esstays, connected in the Discord, and brought so much joy to our week. Asking for support is hard! And you all made it easy for us. Guess we’ll keep making the pod :/
Welcome back to Swamp Person! Today we welcome our first GUEST. Her name is Jenny Hunter, and she’s a labor lawyer and writer based in DC. And we are so excited to be answering some important questions about LABOR UNIONS + THE SUPREME COURT.
Today we have a listener question coming in from one Lindy W. of the Washington State area: How come sometimes the Supreme Court issues a ruling that doesn’t make us want to claw our eyeballs out? Sometimes Clarence Thomas decides NOT to p*ss in our mouths??? Is that on purpose?
We just want to say thank you to everyone who has been tuning into the live stream so far! We have given away copies of Adult Braces, we have read your essays, and we have fallen in love with each and every one of you!! If you haven’t yet tuned in, we have ONE MORE livestream TONIGHT!!! Join us on Youtube! See you here at 8pm ET // 5pm PT!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/@textmebackpod/streams