Seaside Pod Review (A Queen Podcast)

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Seaside Pod Review (A Queen Podcast)

Show Notes

The last two non-Queen songs we've covered were Billie Holiday and Dolly Parton. This week's song is not like either. If you're easily offended by dark lyrics in a comedic/novelty punk-techno song that borders on poor taste, then this one likely isn't for you. We knew nothing about the band TISM and we're not sure we know a whole lot more now we've listened to then, but any way you wanna cut it, these guys are different! Very different.

If Kev were to title this episode, he'd probably call it "Now I'm bored", or possibly, "Mama Cass's sandwich"

The twenty eighth installment in this podcast-within-a-podcast covers a song submitted by that Australian troublemaker, Jason Hess. The song is "Mama Cass's sandwich" by TISM (This Is Serious Mum), a song that made Flea of the Red Hot Chili Peppers very angry. Then again, as well as being friends with Ricer Phoenix, Flea was also friends with noted paedophile (allegedly) Anthony Keidis, so maybe he's not the best arbiter of taste!

NOTE: Skip forward to 16:14 if wanna get straight into the manifestations and wheel spin.

The clip at the end of the episode is from the outstanding kids movie, Barnyard and features a song that Kev loves that no-one else seems to. Which is only likely to see him include it more often in the future..... You can watch it here: https://youtu.be/MghWJwQ4E18

If you want to get involved in the Kofi Klub, head over to our Ko-Fi page (linked below) and let us know which song you want us to add to the wheel! We also have a private channel in our Discord community for donors.

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