Jigging For Squid w/ Harland Williams | Your Mom's House Ep. 882

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Sup, chomos! Christina P is back auditioning new dads, and this week's stepdad is the great Harland Williams. Fresh off his first driverless Cybercab ride across Austin, Harland teaches Christina the Canadian art of jigging for squid, then helps her crack the case of a shirtless man in Lancaster who just wants somebody to come over and wrestle. From there it's Robert Paul Champagne's Christmas-wreath apartment, Mickey Mouse's gout, and an energy-healing retreat in a yellow laughing tent that Harland can't stop picking apart.

Along the way, Harland hands out his famous silly nicknames, works his Clint Eastwood from Unforgiven ("We all got it coming, kid") into every possible moment, can't unsee the red vein in Jodie Foster's eye through The Silence of the Lambs, and remembers flying 70 feet over a village as Warwick the Warlock in Disney's Spooky Buddies. When Christina steps out for a pee break, Harland takes over the show.

Plus: a one-tooth Romeo looking for goth girls, a guy who teaches his meat a lesson with a frying pan, the cussing chef, a man scratching his crack on a subway pole, the ass hoop flute elf, a crocodile getting passed around a party, Disney adults, and a screaming breakdancer. Go listen to The Harland Highway podcast right after. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 882

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:25 - Opening Clip: Wrestle In Lancaster

00:18:15 - Energy Play, The Laughing Tent, & Harland's First Cig

00:26:50 - Goth Girls, Droopy Dog, & Harland's Silly Names

00:35:24 - Silence Of The Losers & Warwick The Warlock

00:40:31 - The Swearing Chef & A Year Of Being A Mess

00:46:55 - Christina Pees & Harland Takes Over The Show

00:50:46 - Christine's TikToks

01:04:50 - Wrap & Plugs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices