Blurry Creatures

EP: 476 The 40 MPH Creature and the Blood Altar in the Woods *members only trailer

Blurry Creatures

Summary

A resident of Mount Dora, Florida, recounts a bizarre encounter with a mysterious creature that he and his brother witnessed while standing in their kitchen. The sighting occurred one evening when the ground vibrated, prompting the brother to exclaim in surprise. Looking out the window, the witness described seeing a tall, hairy figure sprinting up their driveway at an astonishing speed, reminiscent of a character from the video game Street Fighter. The creature had a unique appearance, with long arms and a tuft of hair down its back, leading the observer to initially wonder if it was an NFL player running naked.

The witness reflects on the strangeness of the encounter, noting that the creature moved with a hunch and had a silhouette that was both human-like and animalistic. After the sighting, the brothers discussed the event for about 40 minutes, attributing it to the oddities often associated with Florida. The witness later learned that his brother-in-law, unaware of their experience, had a similar encounter in the same area, describing a dark, heavy feeling when he saw something unusual standing on the street. This shared experience adds to the intrigue surrounding the mysterious creature sighting in Mount Dora.

Show Notes

The ground vibrated, his brother yelled something he never said, and when Jared looked out the window, something was sprinting up the driveway at a speed no man could run. Hunched forward, impossibly long arms held up like a raptor, a thick mane of hair down its back. His only reference was a video game. It looked like Blanka from Street Fighter, and in seconds it vanished into the Florida tree line. Years later, his brother-in-law, who had never heard the story, described seeing the same thing at the top of the street, along with a feeling of spiritual dread.But the creature is only the doorway. Jared tells Luke and Nate about the years he spent living like a hermit in the mountains above Boulder, where his real encounters began. Blood-red quartz altars kept clean in the deep woods. A twenty-foot stone table with no dust on it, stones set to the compass points, that his dog refused to go near. A voice that told him a child of light was not welcome. It is a sprawling, firsthand account of cryptids, high places, and the sense that the ancient evil the prophets confronted never actually went away.This story lives in The Vault, and members are the reason we can give listener stories like Jared’s the room they deserve. Join us at blurrycreatures.com/members for the full episode, early and ad-free releases, exclusive community groups, access to event tickets, and so much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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