I Wear The Pants

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I Wear The Pants

Show Notes

In this hilarious new episode of I Wear The Pants, Pedro and Patty dive into their own custom version of Spotify Wrapped — Baby Wrapped! They break down the latest stats on their baby such as; how many times they pee, poo, cry, and feed in a day. It's a funny, relatable, and slightly ridiculous deep dive into their baby’s performance metrics Thye also discuss whether or not they'll be buying each other presents this year and as always, Patty pulls no punches when she brings up the things that have been really pissing her off about Pedro lately.

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Mar 25, 2025

This week on I Wear the Pants, Pedro kicks things off by sharing a horror child care story making headlines. Pedro and Patty go down the conspiracy rabbit-hole of the pyramids of Giza and if that wasn’t enough, Pedro spills the beans on an awkward (and hilarious) incident that happened to him on a plane.

Mar 18, 2025

In this episode of I Wear The Pants Pedro shares an story about the time he thought he was about to get bashed by UFC fighters. Meanwhile, Patty introduces an amazing app for mums to connect with other mums, offering a space to share advice, support, and build a community of peers.

Mar 11, 2025

In this episode of I Wear The Pants Patty shares an experience when a Greek psychic predicted her future by reading her coffee cup! Then, Pedro dives into a personal story, revealing how he overcame his allergies, only to take us down an emotional path where he opens up about the hardships of his school days, including having to steal food just to survive.

Mar 4, 2025

In this episode of I Wear the Pants, Pedro and Patty catch up with their listeners and share the latest on their little one! They dive into baby milestones, including their experience with trying out new allergens. Pedro also shares exciting news about his new food stand venture. Meanwhile, Patty brings up a viral Abbie Chatfield video that sparks a fiery debate about house chores and who should really be pulling their weight at home.

Feb 18, 2025

In this episode of I Wear the Pants, Patty cant believe how fake WWE looks. Pedro also shares a surprising photography trick that photographers use to determine whether someone is considered "ugly". Pedro also gets personal, opening up about his deep feelings of missing his home country and the intense struggle of finding his identity as an immigrant.

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