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Getting back with an ex is something I know a little bit about. So I give advice to a listener who is contemplating doing exactly what I did. But first, my mom and I ask our producer how the advice we gave him a few episodes back (link below) is working for him and set him straight on a BIG misconception. We also delve into a nuanced take on the Cornell University case, forget how it came up and ultimately help out that listener with some advice on his ex situation. TIMESTAMPS00:45 Wendy Looks Skinny02:10 Christos Update on Relationship with Mom12:42 Insecurity19:27 Cornell Case Analysis28:25 Planning Lucas’s Wedding32:05 Get Back With Ex? LISTENER ADVICE33:42 Lucas Speaks Experience47:38 Everyone is Proud of Each Other

How much pressure should parents put on their kids to succeed? And when should they step back and let them find their own path? On today's episode, Lucas and Wendy discuss parenting, career expectations, and Lucas's decision to pursue stand-up comedy instead of a traditional corporate career. Wendy reflects on her husband's parenting style, while Lucas reveals how his fear of failure nearly kept him from following his passion. Things take a turn when Lucas revisits his disastrous early comedy performances, recalls a drunken night that ended with an ambulance, and uncovers a bizarre Facebook exchange from 2015 about cultural appropriation. Plus, an airport interrogation in Scandinavia and a few childhood confessions Wendy wishes she'd never heard. TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Fajitas Madness 02:11 - Letting Your Children Find Their Way 10:43 - How Lucas's Dad Approached His Son's Grades 16:23 - How Do Parents Measure Success? 24:10 - Lucas's 'Bringer Shows' at Caroline's 27:28 - Start of Getting in Trouble in Norway Story 29:18 - Lucas's Club Story 36:55 - The Fajita Story 44:15 - End of Lucas's Norway Story Like, Subscribe and let us know how involved you think parents should be in the career choices of their children in the comments. #MommyIssues

Do men actually shower together? This week on Mommy Issues, Lucas and his mom Wendy tackle a college shower mystery, relationship boundaries, cheating, and whether it's better to know when someone is talking behind your back. Lucas battles the flu, recounts a bizarre wedding, and opens up about his thoughts on death, while Wendy shares her outrage over the news and her very strong opinions on job interview etiquette. Plus, the mother-son duo gives dating advice to a listener considering asking out a coworker, debates the Macklemore and Ed Sheeran controversy, and discusses Lucas's upcoming international comedy tour. TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Do Men Shower Together? 01:18 - Lucas is Sick 04:08 - Bizarre Wedding 06:00 - Wendy Isn't at Liberty to Discuss Weekend 08:00 - Lucas Has Been Thinking about De*th 12:18 - The Meisner Technique 14:23 - Bring Iced Coffee to an Interview? 16:06 - Advice For a High School Sophomore 16:50 - Do Men Shower with Other Men 19:50 - The News Outrages Wendy 21:00 - Lucas's Weddings is Going to Be HUUUGE Event 24:00 - Do You Want to Know if You're Being Cheated On? 26:00 - Do You Want to Know if You're Being Talked About 28:36 - Should A Listener Ask out a Co-Worker? 31:40 - Sorry Syracuse 41:40 - Lucas's Five Statements on Macklemore Ed Sheeran 44:00 - Lucas's Tour Announcement

Lucas and Wendy get personal in this episode of Mommy Issues, opening up about family, grief, Wendy's recent breast cancer diagnosis, and the very different ways they handle privacy. They also get into a heated debate about language, comedy, and "old woke vs. new woke," before revealing there's a Zelnick family secret they still can't share. Plus, Lucas and Wendy answer a listener's relationship dilemma: after 14 years together and two kids, how do you know when it's time to leave a relationship—or whether it's worth fighting for? TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Imminent Threat 02:00 - Sorting Bubby's Things 06:00 - Keep Lucas Safe 07:30 - Lucas's Prized Possession 08:50 - A Health Reveal 12:30 - A Controversial Word That Hits Home 25:19 - Old Woke vs. New Woke 29:50 - Wendy Pitches Lucas Bits? 32:20 - How Wendy Told Lucas About Her Diagnosis 37:40 - A Zelnick Family Secret May Be Revealed 39:00 - A Listener Comment Is Appreciated 41:52 - Should i Get Divorced? - Listener Advice Segment

Lucas is ENGAGED—and almost every surprise he planned for the proposal fell apart. This week on Mommy Issues, Lucas tells his mom how he popped the question, the meaning behind the ring, and why announcing his engagement cost him 2,000 Instagram followers. They also get into feeling ready for marriage, hitting one million followers, and a late-night food delivery that brought Lucas face-to-face with his biggest fear. Wendy keeps the vocabulary corrections coming, while listener updates take them from a heartfelt breakup follow-up to a very unexpected development with a listener seeing a man 25 years older than her. Plus: nipple piercings, tattoo debates, and conversations you probably wouldn't want to have with your mother. Subscribe for more Mommy Issues with Lucas and Wendy, and let us know in the comments: Did your proposal go according to plan? TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Listener Has Piercing Remorse 01:48 - Lucas is Engaged! How He Popped the Question 09:26 - Oscillate or Vasillate? 15:41 - Invoking or Evoking? 18:21 - Lucas Has Over 1 MILLION IG Followers 19:51 - Don't Leave Food in the Woods Story 26:04 - The Zelnick Family Hero 27:46 - Shoutout to the Listeners and a Few Old Friends 35:20 - We Will Take Your Advice Questions Seriously 36:09 - Should Listener Remove New Piercings? 43:27 - Have You Seen Cops? 49:20 - Wendy Reveals Something Very Important