Show Notes
EPISODE FIVE Clinton rises early and 'speaks to the universe' about the perils of dog mess and by mid morning he is having his hair braided to enhance his spirituality. His attempts to teach some Americans about the mystical folklore of Merrie Olde England yields mixed results, but he convinces Lord Hawley that he should come to see Clinton walking on hot coals as an audition for the TV broadcast later that day. And who's this who's turned up on site? Oh dear, it's Clinton's sister Karen to cramp his style.
Clinton Baptiste ALEX LOWE New age dog owner TOBY LONGWORTH Eleanor SARAH THOM American Tourist 1 HANNAH BOURNE American Tourist 2 DAN SKINNER Lilly TERESA GALLAGHER Thor KEITH WICKHAM Karen SARAH THOM Sufi VIMAL KORPAL Lord Hawley MICHAEL MALONEY With LEWIS MACLEOD as Ramone
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