Show Notes
Festivalgoers are passing around Katy Perry and a box/bag of piss. Sesame Street has a new Chappell Roan parody that can help adult music fans understand when they need to use the bathroom. Boy George, the self-appointed King of the Jews, is opposed by a man named Pontius. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit/posts/313-portal-potty-166040640
More from Fortune Kit
All 4 Beatles movies are going to sync up with Dark Side of the Moon and feature IP from Alex's AI slop Beatles fighting game, including George's Sitar Beam and Ringo's Drum Quake.
Sean Diddy Combs is getting Hennessy, nudes, and Chinese-style massages in prison. Plus, there should have been an episode of Home Improvement where Tim Allen helps the Grateful Dead fix the Wall of Sound. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/fortunekit Join the Discord: discord.com/invite/HabqgJf
Brother John's new material still goes, Paul McCartney's new kids movie probably goes, and Lil Boosie's new A.I.-powered website posits that the rap game should feel more like dealing with your health insurance provider.
Charles and Alex watch the era-defining tour documentary Soulja Boy the Movie 2011, unearthed from an old hard drive. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit/posts/320-soulja-boy-171248303
We take an exhaustive look at everything the Beatles ever ate: horse steaks, cornflakes, fish and chips in newspaper, chicken maryland, Heinz baked beans, authentic Italian spaghetti, and "home-cooked food."