Scrubbing Squad: Hero Missions

E4: Lobster Bob and the Sahara Desert

Scrubbing Squad: Hero Missions

Show Notes

Message Hero HQ and say hello, hero Thursday means the Visitor's Table, and the visitor's chair is filled. Lobster Bob comes home to the Trading Post with a Land Tour card: the Sahara Desert, the Erg Chebbi dunes and the camel treks. Lobster Bob gives your hero the whole wonder in three true things. The Sahara is the largest hot desert on Earth, stretching across the top of Africa from the Atlantic to the Red Sea. Most of it is not sand at all, but at Erg Chebbi the sand wins, with dunes arou...

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