Oz 9

episode one hundred & fifteen: Are you...twerking?

Oz 9

Show Notes

Stuck on Planet Bob where pretty much everything is awful all the time, the crew is freezing and desperate for a safe place to ... well, to screw up, if their past is any indication. Huddled for warmth, buffeted by high winds, they suddenly hear the faint sounds of laughter and applause. Because of course they do.

You've been listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily

Introducing Caden Dowgin as the Director

Introducing Emmet Dowgin as the Assistant Director

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna

David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae

Kevin Hall as Greg

Introducing John Dowgin as Gritz

Eric Perry as Joe, Dr von Haber Zetzer, and Howard

Introducing Faith Dowgin as Mivv

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia

Introducing J Michael DeAngelis as Telf

Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield

Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle

Introducing Bob Killian as Zblatt

Kyle Jones as Narrator Two

Chris Nadolny Gourley as your Narrator

Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

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Our thanks and a hearty recommendation to listen to https://www.missionrejected.com/https://www.missionrejected.com/, an extremely funny podcast about the guys who get the mission when the first guy rejects it.

Until next time, Space Monkeys, yes, you probably ought to get that thing looked at.

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