The Dressing Room

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Show Notes

Joe, Carlton and Wayne discuss the ugly scenes in the Champions League tie between Benfica and Real Madrid, where Real forward Vinicius Junior received alleged racial abuse. The guys dissect Arsenal’s 4-1 victory in an electric London derby against Spurs. We go deep on the battle for the title - will City hang on to glory or will Arsenal silence the doubters accusing them of being “bottlers”. With Pep Guardiola encouraging his players to enjoy some cocktails having piled on the pressure on the Gunners, the boys offer up their finest City / cocktail puns (spoiler alert - it’s a mixed bag…). We celebrate James Milner who reached a record breaking 654 Premier League appearances last weekend. Our resident frequent flyer Carlton recounts a disastrous trip to Bochum which left him stranded in Germany with only a dry pretzel to his name. The lads also run down the pick of the weekend’s games.

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0:00 - Intro 0:52- Alleged racism returns to the Champions League 10:07- Arsenal defeat Spurs in London Derby 12:24 - Spurs’ relegation worries 15:15 - Fitness and Conditioning 18:16 - Spurs’ Mental attitude 20:06 - The Title Race is back on after Man City beat Newcastle. 21:12 - Haaland v Burn 23:24 - Could the lads cope in the modern game? 24:24 - Nico O’Reilly - where is his best position? 25:43 - Buff Refs! 30:14 - Bridgey remembers that goal! 31:00 - Manchester City cocktail puns in full force 32:09- James Milner breaks Premier League appearance record 35:36 - Carlton Cole gets stranded in Germany 44:06 - Joe’s ski problem 46:01 - Chelsea’s Home Woes 54:41 - Will West Ham stay up? 59:23 - Players of the week

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