Show Notes
GOO GOO GAH GAH We are two camera-ready babies who are continuing our Pulitzer-level reporting on P*SS ADDICTED GOATS. You all need to take a course on BASIC SURVIVAL. We're worried about you!!!! And thank you to everyone who called in and brought their lack of self-preservation to the forefront. Straggling thoughts welcome on the P*ss Freak Hotline (703) 829-0003. And Janice? Goat Janice??? We're watching you, sweetie.
But first! We gotta talk about Costco. The good people from Kirkland USA got our asses. Apparently we DO need thousands of dollars worth of popcorn on the regular. Feels good to admit it. Costco, you got two (2) BBW influencers at your disposal singing your praises, let us knowwwww [email protected]
Plus, as promised Meagan comes forth with an important installment of TikTok Digest: Religious Psychosis Edition. And we may or may not supersize the ep to placate the Marble voters of America. Tune in to find out if your vote really matters or if Text Me Back is running a sham democracy!
And a new segment you literally cannot miss. We're calling it... Agatha Christie. The segment rings in a defining moment in Text Me Back history, and all we'll tell you in the shownotes is that it has something to do with Hoarders.
And for the record, MHM is NOT retired! But if you want to keep her gainfully funemployed, consider becoming a beautiful member of our patreon! Patreon.com/textmebackpod.
NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US! Lindy’s weird card writing episode in Lindy and Meagan Corner the Zombie Pig Demographic Listen to Meagan surrender to the experience in the Buggy lady episode in Lindy and Meagan Lead as Two Kings Listen to Stephen’s diss-track episode: Lindy and Meagan Escape Through a Grizzly’s Colon Learn all about the Kayak Dad lore in: It’s Our First Episode! Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.
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