Lindy and Meagan Gotta Be Honest With You Guys
Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysShow Notes
BAD BOYS BAD BOYS WHATCHA WATCHIN’ DO
Is this you? If so, you’re under arrest! -Loves Pornography -Martial Arts? -No Girlfriend
This week we’re talking all about The Killer™ Wendy Williams under our Whatcha Watchin’ vertical. You should be able to guess what that means: 🚨 Spoilers Alert + Content Warning! 🚨 We discuss The Murder of Rachel Nickell (33:51 through 33:58), Worst Ex Ever (40:00 through 41:51), and Yogurt Shop Murders (43:41 through 45:02). And The Crash (45:03 through 47:10).
But let’s wind it back – first things first, Tidings! Today, we brush against MHM’s moral edge: Sorry kiddos, ball is hers. To see the art piece known as “BALL IN FERRY”, please go to www.youtube.com/@textmebackpod. And while you’re there, why wouldn’t you be playing Kingleheimer Stephen’s diss track on repeat? Also, we finally render a verdict on Kingleheimer Robert. Tune in to hear the result.
And Lindy’s tiding: Do YOU know about throuple? Are YOU willing to read paperwork! Congrats, you’re her new marriage counselor!!!!
Plus, MEAGAN HATCHER-MAYS comes with a surprise microsegment she’s calling: ✨DENNIS ✨. Do you know about Dennis? Let us know! Call in at (703) 829-0003 🍑
Would YOU like to buy us a podcast award? Webbys start at $500! Venmo is https://www.venmo.com/u/textmebackpod…something to consider
And last but not least PLEASE tell us if you’re watching the Men’s World Cup and if you know any cute stories about the fellas on the field. Write in at [email protected].
NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US! Listen to the full diss-track episode: Lindy and Meagan Escape Through a Grizzly’s Colon Learn all about the Kayak Dad lore in: It’s Our First Episode! Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.
Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.
You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!
TEXT ME BACK is a comedy podcast where Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays spiral about politics, pop culture, dogs, space, friendship, anxiety, Lord of the Rings, and whatever curse
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