Don't Touch It

S1 Ep 2 : Surrogacy & Family - Don't Touch It | Stuart Armfield and Francis Haugen

Don't Touch It

Show Notes

My guests this week are the wonderful Stuart and Francis!

TikTok - / stuartandfrancis

Instagram - / stueyarmfield and francishaugen

Link to their live show - / https://www.ucl.ac.uk/bloomsbury-theatre/events/2025/oct/stuart-and-francis-show-live?fbclid=PAQ0xDSwLeJE5leHRuA2FlbQIxMQABp7Xi0IFDXnnyz1lz4lD7xaHNiA5_-oala3rs1gEsqP_iispYUOYBBs-4Ri04_aem_NkQ4Z1kGRjhtztLr-Yqfhw

We talk everything from surrogacy as a couple, being a ‘naked household’, and most importantly we talk about all those taboo subjects that we just don’t want to touch!

Welcome to Don’t Touch It - named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about.

In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything - not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates.

So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk.

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