Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays

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Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays

Show Notes

Ohhh the space-time continuum is catching up! In this ep you can find out who Meagan yelled at JUST LAST WEEK!

In this week’s tidings, we finally get to hear about how Lindy’s stay in Oklahoma City is going/went! Did you know in the Midwest there is no line ever, plenty of parking, and mansions for $12??? Are you one of the people in love with America’s mid-sized cities? Tell us how YOU pronounce “Braums!” Call in via the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.

And thrilled to announce an evolution in 🎀Meagan’s Journey 🎀! Will Meagan finally smooch Benito and/or Ricky Martin on the face? More importantly, will she finally find herself drifting along a stream of chlorinated water while moving nary a muscle? Tune in next week for the exciting potential finale!!!!!!

Finally, we have a long-cooking Segment P.U.B.E.S that Meagan has been developing for weeks! We have our first hater!!!!! And I think I know who left us a 1 star reviewwwwwww. Tooonnyyyy! And btw, he’s not completely wrong, we should definitely be YouTube influencers by now, so go and give us a follow over at https://www.youtube.com/@textlindyandmeaganback

NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US! Listen to Lindy objectify Mariners-branded-ass-man Big Dumper in Lindy and Meagan are Mad About Something ELSE!!! Listen to Puget (one of our most historical P.U.B.E.S) in Lindy and Meagan Are Robbed at Fang Point Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!

WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple Podcasts Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! Unlistenable None of their takes makes any sense. TONYYYYY

STUFF TO CHECK OUT: Order Lindy’s book!!!! Adult Braces NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!) Check out SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news! Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod) Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda! Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news! Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

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